1. if you have a car, you are superior to bikes, pedestrians and traffic lights

2. If you have a Mercedes, you are superior to other cars

3. if there is somebody in front of you: pass him

4. if you see police: cut their way off

5. if you want to make a right, go on the very left lane

6. if you want to make a left, go on the very right lane

7. if your traffic light is red, make a right, a u-turn, a right and squeeze your car back in the lane you were before.

8. if your traffic light is red, make a right on the next private property honk your horn and squeeze your car in the street you intended to go.

9. if your lane is blocked, use the counter lane; even if there is traffic.

10. if you drive against the traffic already and a car is coming against you and not slowing down, honk the horn

11. what ever situation shows up: honk the horn  11a. IF everything is ok: Honk the Horn

12.. you want to make a left on a very busy intersection with four lines coming against you: honk the horn, make a left, keep on honking the horn until the whole traffic stops go ahead and chase  away the pedestrians which have green light.

13. if a bicycle driver with 3 people on his bike carrying big boxes is in front of you, don’t slow down, honk the horn and speed up.

14. if you are on an intersection which is totally blocked from all directions, honk the horn and find a tiny little space to squeeze your car in.

15. if there are pedestrians in your way don’t slow down, go go go ... honk the horn if you want to be a friendly driver.

16. If you are in the right direction in a one way street count with counter traffic.

17. IF you are in the wrong direction in a one way street, honk the horn and give light signals while you pick up the cell phone to talk to your friend about the plans for next night.

18. My MacBook Pro is jealous and shows this new error message every time  i use it in china: “sorry, i can not perform this operation, because no horn is installed!”