Chinese: no problem -> us English: big problem but you won’t discover it -> german: please help me I don’t know what I do

Chinese: yes I understand -> US ENGlish: i don’t get it but I will figure something out for you and you won’t discover it -> German: I don’t get it explain again

Chinese: Lets go to dinner -> US English: I will fill you up with our Rice Wine until you can’t move your tongue anymore and tomorrow I will say you gave me a big order -> German: i hope he will not drink beer with me because i can not make him drunk enough

Chinese: Cheers all the best for your family and your beloved -> US english: drink faster ammy. -> German: I want A big order even if I have to drink beer with you.

Chinese: see you tomorrow -> US english: go home Ammy -> German: may be i beat him next time in drinking

chinese girl: see you tomorrow -> US english: bye, this is the only sentence they know in english -> German: you are at the wrong place honest man save your soul!

chinese: karaoke -> us english: come, sing, fuck and loose your mind -> German loud yelling in a small room with warm beer and people who want your money

chinese: nice to email you -> US english: what can i write you today that you finally believe my bullshit -> German: be care full with what I’m writing you

Chinese: the samples are finished tomorrow -> us english:damn i forgot these stupid samples i need to call my friend to start working on it -> german: the samples are not finished, we did not even start on it... what can i do?

chinese: tomorrow -> us english: i will talk to my friend tomorrow -> German: next week, next month, may be never.

My MacBook loves emails from China, because they have these little funny symbols which look like houses, dragons or other funny things